It's the real me. Seriously.
If I were..

If I were to send notes or post a secret, its gonna be this..

I HATE my soon-to-be-sister-in-law. She’s annoying, a bitch, burdens EVERYONE, and talks without thinking. I HATE her. A LOT. Thinks she’s oh so good and say other people selfish but she doesn’t know that she is one BIG selfish girl. pfttt

Yeah. That is my secret.